"And LO, on this day ye shall be given bacon, and you shall see that it is good ( Read more... )

The tornado was over ( Read more... )

Dated June 25, 2010:
Aphrodite wakes up in an unfamiliar body, and Ray gets to deal with a former goddess in the body of his 9-year-old charge.

[ HERE | Ongoing | PG-13 (language)]

Walt doesn't find Pam in her hut this morning ( Read more... )

HOUSE FULL OF MISSING CATS

IF YOU HAVE BEEN MISSING A CAT, MY KID HAS BEEN TAKING THEM:
WE HAVE SIX LEFT TO BE RETURNED, THEY ARE BEING TAKEN CARE
OF AT OUR HUT. PLEASE LEAVE A NAME, SOME KIND OF
ADDRESS AND A DESCRIPTION OF YOUR CAT BELOW,

OR FIND US OUT BETWEEN THE CEMETERY AND MEMORIAL TREE,
ASK FOR RAY AND/OR CARTMAN (HOPEFULLY YOU GET RAY).

If ( Read more... )

Dated May 19, 2010:
Ray signs Cartman up for Summer classes, then has to break the news to him.  A false promise or two makes the conversation a lot more bearable for everyone involved.

[ HERE | FTB | PG-13]

So little had actually happened in the past month, but as far as Terry's concerned, it's more than enough. Between losing her voice and Wade showing up, she could use a few weeks of quiet. Thanks to the latter, though, she doesn't believe that will ever happen. The last thing her life is ever going to be is boring, with Wade around. Vaguely, Terry ( Read more... )

Two days in and I still couldn't believe this shit. Coming from me, that was really saying something. Giant, man-eating butterfly monsters? No problem. Creepy women with evil fetuses trying to escape their stomach a la Alien? All in a day's work. But hippie commune, utopia shit? That was too fucking much. If people started running for their ( Read more... )

( Cut for spoilers from Moonshine )

With the sun's last rays dwindling in the sky and all manner of friend and volunteer being so wonderfully helpful, Jane believed that New Pemberley was well-equipped for the evening's festivities. She had the loveliest of help from her friends who only deserved the most effusive words of praise for their tasks in helping with chairs, tables, and ( Read more... )